Limericks are fun. They rhyme and they are funny and stuff.

I would like to put limericks on this site, but I'm too lazy to think of them myself, so I'm asking my readers (all three of you) to think of them for me. Write one, e-mail it to me, and I'll stick it on this page.

Guidelines:

Your poem must actually be a limerick, with a A-A-B-B-A rhyming scheme. Nothing too dirty. And it must relate to this comic strip in some way. Other than that I'm not too picky.

To get the creative juices flowing, I've included an example of my own:

Writing limericks is easy you see
When the contents are for I Like Cheese.
But nothing perverse,
No swearing or worse,
Keep the children in mind, if you please.

Of course, I expect your submissions to be much better.

 

 

 

 

I once knew a lady from Chester,
who loved to gorge on Red Leicester.
She washed it down with neat gin,
then got out of her skin,
so a copper came round to arrest her.

-A. Potkins

E-mail your masterpiece to boss@iloveilikecheese.com